June 2012
Bruno Mars: I wanna be a Billionaire so freakin' bad
Girl: Cool, I wanna buy some new clothes
Bruno Mars: You don't need them, Cause girl you're amazing just the way you are
Girl: Awww, I love you
Bruno Mars: Me too baby, I think I wanna marry you
Girl: Show me that you really love me, do something crazy
Bruno Mars: I'd catch a grenade for ya
Girl: Really? I'm marrying you
*Girl gets hit by grenade and dies*
Bruno Mars: Sorry but today I don't feel like doing anything
May 2012
I hate it when old men stare at you.
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